hi, i just made a new blog, a dirty joke one. ( http://wicked-dirty-jokes.blogspot.com/ ) you should check it out, some of the jokes are very funny
i think my favorit one is
A boy decided to have a dinner with his girlfriend parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
ha ha ha, now wasn't that funny.
oh and if you read the blog be for this, my cat is just fine.
now he is a two and a hale thousand dollar cat, that's ok i love him :0)
Monday, June 1, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
my sad storey
today has been an up setting day for me. my cat fell and hurt himself, i toke him to the vet, and at first they said they did not know what was wrong with him.
it was very sad, he is a 3 year old cat, and when they told me he had a 10% chance of living i almost cried. i know i sound like a pussy but hey.... it's my cat. i love the little guy.
this happen in the morning and i got him there at around 10 am, the vet phoned me around 4 pm, and told me to come down.
so i went down to talk to the doctor and to see what i can do. that's when he told me he had no change of living, he said to me i can put him to sleep now ( kill him, if you do not know what put to sleep means ) or they could operate on him and have a 10 % change of him living, the operation would cost $2000 $3000 dollars
2-3 thousand dollars to me is allot of money to me,
i said to him i do not care how much just do what you got to do. a 3 year old cat to me is still a kitten, if he was 12 13 or 14 years old then i might think about it, but not 3
so, all i can do know is wait and see what happens, i hope he pulls throw, cause i see him as my kid, and no one wants to see there kid go throw is
i hope i have good news next time i'm on here
it was very sad, he is a 3 year old cat, and when they told me he had a 10% chance of living i almost cried. i know i sound like a pussy but hey.... it's my cat. i love the little guy.
this happen in the morning and i got him there at around 10 am, the vet phoned me around 4 pm, and told me to come down.
so i went down to talk to the doctor and to see what i can do. that's when he told me he had no change of living, he said to me i can put him to sleep now ( kill him, if you do not know what put to sleep means ) or they could operate on him and have a 10 % change of him living, the operation would cost $2000 $3000 dollars
2-3 thousand dollars to me is allot of money to me,
i said to him i do not care how much just do what you got to do. a 3 year old cat to me is still a kitten, if he was 12 13 or 14 years old then i might think about it, but not 3
so, all i can do know is wait and see what happens, i hope he pulls throw, cause i see him as my kid, and no one wants to see there kid go throw is
i hope i have good news next time i'm on here
Thursday, May 21, 2009
my very first blog :0)
hi, my name is reaper, i'm a single 28 guy, that loves pets, loves to drink, loves to go for walks, loves to have sex, loves to play, loves to joke around, loves to play video games, loves to have new friends, loves to ummmm............ahhhhhhh............. i think that's it.
well as you can see this is my frist blog, i will be doing more shit like this, and if you read all of it, i would be very supriesed that you did.
alright what did i do today, i sleep in today, cause i did not have to work today :0)
oh also i got to play with my 1 and 3 year old nieces there alot of fun play with. i know that sounds sucky but i don't give a shit. i love them both. :0)
it was very nice today, so we went out side and played, at the end of it all my nieces were wet, and dirty. just like what every kid sould be when they go to there ungles.
i alway fill them full of candy and cookies, ( give them a big suger rush ) then i let then run around like mad. then for some reason they crash on me and fall asleep. :0)
my sister did not like all the stuff i was giveing her kids. but after a while she gave up on me, and lets me do what ever i what.
after that i cleaned up and that is about it.
well that's for now, and i'll be back to wirte some more one day.
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